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'Will you get me those healthy eating booklets form the hospital? . . . I need something to start the fire to grill these bratwursts.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

"What about the five that fell through?"

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'I love rock festivals!'

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

Man roasting steaks on the grill

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

Second Thoughts Wedding

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"Jack'z the bestess friend. My wife still doesn't know where we'were that night..." Why we toast before we start drinking.

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

Picnic invasion strategy session

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

Silly Sausages.

'Marcie has her own way of cooking ribs low and slow--she takes them with her to the tanning salon.'

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

"Security was too tight to try and nick one of those Harry Potter books so we went and crashed Prince William's 21st instead."