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"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Silly Sausages.

'I know adding beer when barbequeing reduces health risks, but I think you're supposed to add it to the meat.'

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Aprons

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"Come and get it!"

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

"What about the five that fell through?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."