Cookout Captain T-Shirts

Show off your cookout captain's role with a witty or proud t-shirt. Ideal for wearing at barbecues, these tees let them lead in comfort and comedy, turning heads and sparking smiles.

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Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant. mockup

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

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"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?" mockup

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

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'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!' mockup

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

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"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!" mockup

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

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'Call for you on the cream corn line.' mockup

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

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"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs." mockup

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

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'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?' mockup

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

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'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?' mockup

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

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"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill." mockup

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

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"I've just barbecued my head again." mockup

"I've just barbecued my head again."

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"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?" mockup

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

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Aprons

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Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank mockup

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

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"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!" mockup

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

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"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!" mockup

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

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Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner. mockup

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

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I drive, therefore I am.

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When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?' mockup

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

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"What about the five that fell through?"

"What about the five that fell through?" mockup

"What about the five that fell through?"

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'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?' mockup

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

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"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ." mockup

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

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The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough. mockup

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

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'Propane ran out.'

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"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes." mockup

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

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Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority. mockup

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

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"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!" mockup

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

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'John... is that a collar?'

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"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat." mockup

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."

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The Race.

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"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day." mockup

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

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'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!' mockup

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

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'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?' mockup

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

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'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'

'Please try not to offer expert analysis.' mockup

'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'

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"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again." mockup

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

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"Uh oh, is that a spit roaster the farmer is putting together?"

"Uh oh, is that a spit roaster the farmer is putting together?" mockup

"Uh oh, is that a spit roaster the farmer is putting together?"

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Cookout Captain T-Shirts Collection

Cookout Captain Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for your cookout captain. Cheers to their grilling skills with a humorous or heartfelt mug that makes every sip special.

Cookout Captain Pillows

Discover fun pillows for your cookout captain. Whether for outdoor seating or indoor decor, these cushions celebrate their grilling prowess with humor and charm.

Cookout Captain Prints

Check out our art prints perfect for a cookout captain. These stylish prints make great decor pieces that honor their grilling skills and summer spirit.