Café Supporters Gifts

I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 4am, minion. I'm hoping it's good news, boss. I notice you haven't supported the caf

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Coffee Menu

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

'This meat is off, bring me the manager.'- 'Sure, would you like him fried or boiled?'

Lunch

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

All Day Deals!

'A sandwich?'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

"Epiphany!!! . . . I'm running the cafe as a communist utopia!...I've charged everyone exactly the same for their muffins, when I should have means-testing. If you can afford to pay $650 for a muffin, well then by Ayn Rand, that's exactly what I should charge you."

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.

Voting on their Seats

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"Omigod- that's your dirty little secret? That you have a trust fund?"