Café Supporters Gifts

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'You've had enough!'

Coffee Menu

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

'This meat is off, bring me the manager.'- 'Sure, would you like him fried or boiled?'

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Lunch

All Day Deals!

'A sandwich?'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.

"Epiphany!!! . . . I'm running the cafe as a communist utopia!...I've charged everyone exactly the same for their muffins, when I should have means-testing. If you can afford to pay $650 for a muffin, well then by Ayn Rand, that's exactly what I should charge you."

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

Everybody tells me to 'get lost' - except for the Inland Revenue.

Eat it while it's still £6.50.