Caddy Cart Cruisers Gifts

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Cimafunk

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

French Early Bird

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Golf with a difference

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Where's my horse?'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Ladies' Game

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

Turd golf...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

You've got Don Bradman's average while playing Tiger Wood's game.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.