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'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Golf with a difference

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

French Early Bird

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'Where's my horse?'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Ladies' Game

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Turd golf...

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

You've got Don Bradman's average while playing Tiger Wood's game.