Cactus Cowboy Gifts

"Travellin' through?"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Cactus seats.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

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Artists of the wild west.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Macho Vegetarian

"We got the cactus account!"

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Look,that is not your Daddy

The Cactus Reader

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'Multiple personality.'

Saguaro Cacti.

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

Adios Amoebas

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Arctic Hothouse