Cactus Joker Gifts

'I didn't see you there, Mervyn!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Cactus seats.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Thanks

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Macho Vegetarian

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"We got the cactus account!"

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Look,that is not your Daddy

The Cactus Reader

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'Multiple personality.'

The Joshua Tree

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Travellin' through?"

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

Saguaro Cacti.

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"