Cactus Joker Prints

'I didn't see you there, Mervyn!'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Cactus seats.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

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Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Macho Vegetarian

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"We got the cactus account!"

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

The Cactus Reader

Look,that is not your Daddy

Saguaro Cacti.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

The Joshua Tree

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"Travellin' through?"

'Multiple personality.'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"