Cactus Cowboy Pillows

"Travellin' through?"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Cactus seats.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

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"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Artists of the wild west.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Macho Vegetarian

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"We got the cactus account!"

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

The Cactus Reader

Look,that is not your Daddy

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

Saguaro Cacti.

'Multiple personality.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

Adios Amoebas

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'