Buying New Appliances Gifts

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Entertainment systems

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"My compliments to the can opener."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"Does it come with magnets?"

"To toast!"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"