Buying New Appliances Gifts

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Entertainment systems

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"Does it come with magnets?"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

"To toast!"

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"