Buying A New Appliance Gifts

'This will be perfect. I have two teenagers.'

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

"*Sigh* these smart appliances always know when it's tax refund time."

"This neat number was owned by a couple who ate out six nights a week."

"Does it come with magnets?"

Your appliance maintenance agreement just expired. I'm here for your appliance...'

Wayne had had to choose - holiday, or a new tumble dryer.

"OK, you want a cool 70% in short-term with long-term assets frozen at 30%. Let me pull it all together, and I'll get back to you with a recommendation."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"The new smart dryer sends you an email when your husband doesn't separate the darks and lights!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"My compliments to the can opener."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Entertainment systems

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.