Buying First Parachute T-Shirts

"Congratulations on buying your first parachute! For instructions on use, please see index 7A. . ."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Cupid and parachutists.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

'Well? How was the flight?'

"I didn't care for the movie either."

Bad luck

'Come on! You only live once!'

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

The Football Parachute

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Swinging through the jungle.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."