Buying A Vintage Car Gifts

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Run from the hills!

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"It's a hybrid!"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Parts of an automobile

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

TS Motors Inc.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre