Purchasing A Classic Car Gifts

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"One year closer to college!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

Cats on Board.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"What old school? This is my life."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Rising Gas Prices

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

'And here's the toolkit.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver