Buying A Used Car Gifts

'I'll even throw in 30 days free towing.'

'I know nothing about cars. Is this a good lemon?'

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'I'm checking for rust.'

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

'Honest John Used Cars'

"And it comes with lots of extras, fag packets in the glove compartment..."

'Best of all, this baby has a GPS that finds the cheapest gas.'

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

"Wow, this bill's a lot less than I thought it would be."

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"I hate it hen the red oil light comes on!"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"One year closer to college!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Otto the SmartyCar!

It's great for pulling the birds!

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Thatched roof car.

Rising Gas Prices

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."