Buying A Second-hand Car Gifts

Did you read the washing instructions?

Have you installed the heater?

'A little old lady, eh? That explains why the trunk is full of kitty litter!'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"One year closer to college!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Rising Gas Prices

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'How about a nice saloon?'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Crap others threw out

I love my motor.

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'