Buying A Second-hand Car Pillows

Did you read the washing instructions?

Have you installed the heater?

'A little old lady, eh? That explains why the trunk is full of kitty litter!'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"One year closer to college!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Rising Gas Prices

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

'And here's the toolkit.'

I love my motor.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."