Buying A Used Car Mugs

'I'll even throw in 30 days free towing.'

'I know nothing about cars. Is this a good lemon?'

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'I'm checking for rust.'

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

'Honest John Used Cars'

"And it comes with lots of extras, fag packets in the glove compartment..."

'Best of all, this baby has a GPS that finds the cheapest gas.'

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

"Wow, this bill's a lot less than I thought it would be."

"I hate it hen the red oil light comes on!"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Thatched roof car.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

It's great for pulling the birds!

Rising Gas Prices

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'