Busy Colleague Gifts

Jay Walking

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'What's wrong now?'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"I need to clone myself."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

Bureau of the Damned

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

InOutYada Yada.

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"I'm going in."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

Bring your problems to work day.

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

"When I make a joke, that light will turn on. That's your cue to laugh."

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

STRIP Hambone: Looking at problems

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!