Business Speaker Gifts

'It's important to be prepared for those unfortunate downturns in the market.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bo're'droom

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

SALE

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

I'm a self-made man!

"Any questions?"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

Man running in a hamster wheel

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Money Bar.

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'