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'It's important to be prepared for those unfortunate downturns in the market.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bo're'droom

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

I'm a self-made man!

Annual profits,

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

SALE

"Any questions?"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

Man running in a hamster wheel

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money Bar.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."