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Showbiz Awards

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Any questions?"

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Stephen Fry

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Local News in Heaven

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

Next camera crew 5 mins

Reporter #6: television.

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Presentation skills.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

Presenter Auditions.