Business Speak Decoders Gifts

Looking for a gift that cuts through corporate mumbo jumbo? Our 'business speak decoders' collection offers witty, insightful items that translate complex jargon into laughs. Ideal for those who navigate the business world with a sense of humor, these products turn corporate speak into clever decor or accessories, making workdays brighter and more fun.

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"I have some character-building news for you."

"I have some character-building news for you." mockup

"I have some character-building news for you."

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'This graph may need some explaining...'

'This graph may need some explaining...' mockup

'This graph may need some explaining...'

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"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging." mockup

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

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'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!' mockup

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

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What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

What Business People often say (and what they really mean) mockup

What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

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"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you." mockup

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

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NHS/Private Eye Care.

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"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message." mockup

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

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Information vs. confusion

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"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'" mockup

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

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"Well, now it's been explained to you, 'Market Share' does not mean we want to share the market."

"Well, now it's been explained to you, 'Market Share' does not mean we want to share the market." mockup

"Well, now it's been explained to you, 'Market Share' does not mean we want to share the market."

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Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget." mockup

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

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'The new role will involve some EXTRA responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...It's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

'The new role will involve some EXTRA responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...It's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

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"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't." mockup

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

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"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are." mockup

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

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"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue." mockup

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

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Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand mockup

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

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Toughing it out in the real estate game.

Toughing it out in the real estate game. mockup

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

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'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.' mockup

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

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"Bob, let's meet everyone. Amy is Director of Thought Innovation Solutions, Marcus is head of Transformative Mindset Empowerment, Terry's in charge of Scalable Competency Integration, and Gail is VP of Agile Enterprise Strategy. None of us knows what we do, Bob."

"Bob, let's meet everyone. Amy is Director of Thought Innovation Solutions, Marcus is head of Transformative Mindset Empowerment, Terry's in charge of Scalable Competency Integration, and Gail is VP of Agile Enterprise Strategy. None of us knows what we do, Bob."

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