Accent Decoder Gifts

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Say 'eh.'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"A haand gel...!?"

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Latest Aye Phone

"This quarterly report is terrible. The only way we can make this sound better is if we read it in an English accent."

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

You say genetically modified po-tay-to. I say genetically modified po-tah-to.

"I have some character-building news for you."

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Sorry I thought you were British – I'm just terrible with accents.

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

"The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny! The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny!"

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"Sure I can help him: I specialize in pirate-talk..."

Newcastle United: 'Can you have Mr Souness's Geordie inerpreter sent into the boardroom.'

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

Casting for Heroes series II.

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."