Accent Decoder Prints

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Say 'eh.'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"A haand gel...!?"

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

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"This quarterly report is terrible. The only way we can make this sound better is if we read it in an English accent."

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

"I have some character-building news for you."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny! The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny!"

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

"Sure I can help him: I specialize in pirate-talk..."

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

Scottish Dialect

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."