Accent Enthusiast Prints

'Your French is terrible.' 'AT LEAST I MAKE LE EFFORT!'

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

Posh fan corrects pronunciation at Liverpool football match.

'Me? Aye were en ah coll centerrr...'

"Attention - today we're using British accents, and we're doing the bank scam."

'Now, once more with feeling.'

'I think she said, when does the Newcastle flight leave.'

"This quarterly report is terrible. The only way we can make this sound better is if we read it in an English accent."

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

'I speak three languages, if you include text-ese and my fake British accent.'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

"Say 'eh.'"

'Hey Larry, get a load of this guy's accent!'

'Did you, or did you not, say to the plaintiff,'I'm going to stooky you into next week, you wee bam'?'

Taking Cole to Newcastle

"Say O'Arghh..."

"A haand gel...!?"

Scouse Opticians

"Uh oh, Mongrel is subbing in a British voice talent to deliver understated but devastating put-downs."

"Sorry I didn't understand a word of that, can you speak more slowly, I'm not actually northern, I just like wearing a flatcap."

Saint Patrick's Day

'What we're looking for, Ms. Cromwell, is a customer service representative. Are you able to speak with a heavy foreign accent?'

'Haw! Can you people no read?'

British School of Prompting - AAAARRRGH.

'Yorkshire Office' 'IN' and 'OWT' trays

'Please, just wipe my mind not my posh accent!'

"Don't know the answer? Do what I do...speak in a foreign accent until the customer hangs up."

"I hope it ain't bin too difficult to unnerstannin' me...with mah Southern accent an' all."

Cockney talking to foreigner

We enrolled him in British accent immersion school so at least he'll sound smart.

You say genetically modified po-tay-to. I say genetically modified po-tah-to.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

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What's normal?