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Scottish Dialect

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Say 'eh.'"

"I'm still pre-literate."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"A haand gel...!?"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Famous Oxymorons...

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"This quarterly report is terrible. The only way we can make this sound better is if we read it in an English accent."

"I detect an accent – money?"

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Snake with headphones.

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

"I don't speak Italian."

Cowpunk

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

Phonetic Man

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

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