Accent Explorer Gifts

Scottish Dialect

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Say 'eh.'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I'm still pre-literate."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"A haand gel...!?"

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Famous Oxymorons...

Latest Aye Phone

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"This quarterly report is terrible. The only way we can make this sound better is if we read it in an English accent."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"I detect an accent – money?"

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

Snake with headphones.

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

Cowpunk

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Phonetic Man

You say genetically modified po-tay-to. I say genetically modified po-tah-to.

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

"I don't speak Italian."