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"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."

"O.K. Will somebody please bring me up to date?"

"Frank, you need to start thinking outside the box."

"What are the prevailing winds?"

"When is the launch date?"

"Divorce me? That's quite a paradigm shift, Jenny - could prove to be a real game changer."

'And I'd appreciate it if you didn't shout 'Let's take it to the next level!' every time we go up a floor.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

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He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

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"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

'This is gobbledygook. I asked for mumbo-jumbo.'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

'Worst case of buzzword overdose I've ever seen!'

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

Before we begin, would somebody please bring Jenkins up to speed?

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

"We’re leveraging knowledge of niche opportunities to maximize strategic advantages."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."