Burglary Humor Gifts

If you have a friend or family member with a cheeky sense of humor about burglaries or crime, our collection offers witty and funny gifts that will make them chuckle. Perfect for enthusiasts of crime comedy or playful pranksters, these items add a lighthearted twist to any home or prank. Find mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their humorous side of burglary stories.

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Waste Thinner

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"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine." mockup

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

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'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.' mockup

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

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The Mafia Goes Green.

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Wallpapering 4

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The Mafia isn't what it used to be... mockup

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

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"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools." mockup

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

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"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description." mockup

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

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"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us." mockup

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

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'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!' mockup

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

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'Hello, Mum!'

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Early Ram Raids

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'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.' mockup

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

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Cuffwear, 2004

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Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him mockup

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him

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'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

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'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.' mockup

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

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"Hold everything, Louis!"

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"Her name is 'Precious', but her nickname is 'why we can't have nice things.'"

"Her name is 'Precious', but her nickname is 'why we can't have nice things.'" mockup

"Her name is 'Precious', but her nickname is 'why we can't have nice things.'"

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"Try twenty-three left."

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Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping? mockup

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

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'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.' mockup

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

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'Just your credit cards. I don't feel safe carrying cash these days.'

'Just your credit cards. I don't feel safe carrying cash these days.' mockup

'Just your credit cards. I don't feel safe carrying cash these days.'

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He Watched Sports

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'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers! mockup

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

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THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT? mockup

THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

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"Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don't hear me screaming every time, do you?"

"Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don't hear me screaming every time, do you?" mockup

"Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don't hear me screaming every time, do you?"

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Harry 'Halitosis' Thribbs - do not approach this man.

Harry 'Halitosis' Thribbs - do not approach this man. mockup

Harry 'Halitosis' Thribbs - do not approach this man.

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'Dogs are from Mars, cats are from Venus.'

'Dogs are from Mars, cats are from Venus.' mockup

'Dogs are from Mars, cats are from Venus.'

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'It's a matter of opinion, to me it's a smash 'n' grab, to you it's a window of opportunity...'

'It's a matter of opinion, to me it's a smash 'n' grab, to you it's a window of opportunity...' mockup

'It's a matter of opinion, to me it's a smash 'n' grab, to you it's a window of opportunity...'

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Man coming home to a spider

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"Ha Ha, it's just a small mongrel he calls 'Kalashnikov'."

"Ha Ha, it's just a small mongrel he calls 'Kalashnikov'." mockup

"Ha Ha, it's just a small mongrel he calls 'Kalashnikov'."

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"Quick Henry, pretend you're going to attack me."

"Quick Henry, pretend you're going to attack me." mockup

"Quick Henry, pretend you're going to attack me."

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"I want him to stay alert."

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Burglary Humor Gifts Collection

Burglary Humor Mugs

Explore our full range of burglary humor mugs and find the perfect gift that adds a laugh to every coffee or tea break.

Burglary Humor Pillows

Browse our burglary humor pillows to give their home a cozy yet amusing vibe that sparks giggles and conversation.

Burglary Humor Prints

Check out our burglary humor prints to add a humorous and stylish touch to any wall with witty artwork and clever messages.

Burglary Humor T-Shirts

Discover our collection of burglary humor t-shirts and let their playful personality shine with witty designs that are sure to start conversations.