Bureaucracy Adventurer Gifts

'It's from Inland Revenue. Apparently you forgot to declare our yacht.'

"Ooooh, BAD IDEA! I wouldn't try it if I were you. Five years ago, I saw Ben Affleck run his 'Do you know who I am?' game in this very office, and they made him wait an extra THREE HOURS!"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

You are here.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

Whack, Out of Whack.

Office Park

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

NHS targets.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"