Bureaucrazy Enthusiast Gifts

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Ticket and passport, please."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

MI5 Press Office

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Director: US Space Research.

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

"Hi, I'm Hugo -- I'll be your compliance officer."

Auditor General.

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"Y formerly Department of Government Efficiency"

Washington Monuments

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

'On behalf of our cabin crew who have voted in favour of strike action over Christmas. . . kindly fill out this form. Please send us your questions and comments about how the strike has effected your plans, ruined your holiday. . .'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single travel requisition."

'The next disciplinary committee might not be so lenient.'

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

'I'm afraid you're going to have to stay with us for a thousand years, but your sins are tax-deductible.'

'You've over simplified the accident book.'

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

"Congratulations Dave, after a through vetting process, we've selected you for the promotion."

"The war's been cancelled. It would raise insurance rates."

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

Man in office notices file cabinet placed in front of the door to the Planning Department.

'I'm a little surprised you got planning permission.'

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'