Bureaucratic Warrior Gifts

Searching for a gift that honors the relentless spirit of a bureaucratic warrior? Our collection blends humor and clever design to appreciate those who navigate complex systems with grit and determination. Ideal for colleagues, friends, or family members who excel in structured roles, these products add a touch of humor to their daily routines and acknowledge their perseverance in a fun, thoughtful way.

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"NOTHING has changed from your last visit here? What do you people do?"

"NOTHING has changed from your last visit here? What do you people do?" mockup

"NOTHING has changed from your last visit here? What do you people do?"

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A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork mockup

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

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'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.' mockup

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

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He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form. mockup

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

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"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out." mockup

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

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'What's wrong now?'

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No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal mockup

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

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Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation. mockup

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

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"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some." mockup

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

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'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.' mockup

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

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'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.' mockup

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

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"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report." mockup

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

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The Buck Never Stops.

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"Useless information"

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Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

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"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul." mockup

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

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"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves." mockup

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

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Bureaucracy gone mad!

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Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork... mockup

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

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"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas." mockup

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

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"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..." mockup

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

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"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!" mockup

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

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'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.' mockup

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

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I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window. mockup

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

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'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.' mockup

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

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Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

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