"I'm your exit strategy."
Bureaucratic Battler Gifts
Looking for a gift for a bureaucratic battler? Our collection features witty and charming items that acknowledge their skill at tackling bureaucracy head-on. From clever mugs to inspiring prints, these products are ideal for those who bravely face administrative challenges every day. Express appreciation for their persistence with gifts that bring a smile and a touch of humor to their busy routines. Whether it’s a quirky t-shirt or a cozy pillow, find something that resonates with their fighting spirit.
'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'
'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'
"Well, it looks like the merger is off."
He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.
'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'
Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.
"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."
The Buck Never Stops.
'Dog eat dog.'
Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.
'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).
"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."
"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"
"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."
Bureaucracy gone mad!
"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."
Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.
Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.
"You're late, Myers!"
Meetings and Conventions - Warfare
'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'
Dictator, Interrupted
Doctor surrounded by notes.
NHS targets.
'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'
"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"
GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract
"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."
How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?
"We appreciate your insights Norman but the firm has reached the stage where we need actual ideas."
National corporate ladder of success monument.
'In... out... in... out... in... out... in...?!'
IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.
"It's not that you're a failure. It's that you completely lack the capacity for success."
Bureaucratic Battler Gifts Collection
Bureaucratic Battler Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for bureaucratic battlers—perfect for their morning coffee and daily dose of humor.
Bureaucratic Battler Pillows
Bring comfort and humor into their space with pillows that salute the bureaucratic battler’s persistent spirit.
Bureaucratic Battler Prints
Decorate their workspace or home with prints that humorously acknowledge the bureaucratic battler’s resilience and wit.
Bureaucratic Battler T-Shirts
Find witty t-shirts that celebrate the bureaucratic battler’s skill and perseverance—ideal for everyday wear with a humorous twist.