Bureaucracy Warriors Gifts

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'What's wrong now?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

The Buck Never Stops.

"Useless information"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"From this you make a living?"

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Max Weber

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

Doctor surrounded by notes.