Buoyant Giggler Pillows

Swimming lanes in a bathtub

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

I am one with stupid.

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!'

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"You took your time!"

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

"How can you look into those eyes and make her sleep outside?"

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

'Ye olde optician.'

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

"Who farted?"

'I'm not pulling. He is.'

'How's the diet coming?'

Dwayne makes his move.

'I don't have the heart to tell him we bought the farm and coming to take the signs down.'

"How's your sense of humor? We're looking for an auditor who knows how to laugh."

"Are your trees fresh?"