Buoyant Giggler Pillows

Swimming lanes in a bathtub

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

I am one with stupid.

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!'

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

"You took your time!"

"How can you look into those eyes and make her sleep outside?"

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

"Who farted?"

'Ye olde optician.'

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

'I don't have the heart to tell him we bought the farm and coming to take the signs down.'

Dwayne makes his move.

"How's your sense of humor? We're looking for an auditor who knows how to laugh."

'I'm not pulling. He is.'

'How's the diet coming?'

"Are your trees fresh?"

"Try not to look too much like an angel down there"