Bulls And Bears Club Gifts

Wall Street .

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Time-of-the-month club.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

The Croucho Club

Pole Vaulting Club

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"This time, she went too far."

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

Stock Market Bear.

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'