Bull And Bear Battle Enthusiasts Gifts

Stock Market Bear.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

Bear at a vending machine

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

"I keep seeing red flags."

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

Cheap Dentistry

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

'Why of course I won't hurt the nice man. Now run along and play.'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

"This time, she went too far."

'I've seen thousands of picnics, but this one was special: It was a Teddy Bears' picnic...'

'All right, on three everybody snarl.'

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'Oh, don't feel bad. They say it happens to all men at some point. But then again, I never did hear of it happening to a bear!'

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

"I take it you're the bear foot field goal kicker."

Man shaking hands with a bull