Bulls And Bears Club T-Shirts

Wall Street .

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

Pole Vaulting Club

The Croucho Club

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"This time, she went too far."

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

Stock Market Bear.

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)