Bullish Investor Gifts

Going to Wall Street

'I would not suggest investing in Spain!'

The day the stock market went UP.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

The early days of Warren Buffett.

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

I have a dream.

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

The Bullish World

Why stocks go up forever.

'How to make money in the stock market.'

Learning from economics

Stock market recession strategy.

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

At The Clown Bank.

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

Unchanged … and yet completely changed. Tao Jones Indexes.

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

'See if our technical people can get this up and running.'

"Of course he looks peaceful - he's lived his entire life in a bull market."

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

"Put me back on hold! That song - 'We're in the money' - put me in a really good mood!"

'He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures.'