Bullish Investor Gifts

Going to Wall Street

'I would not suggest investing in Spain!'

The day the stock market went UP.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

I have a dream.

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

The Bullish World

Why stocks go up forever.

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

'How to make money in the stock market.'

At The Clown Bank.

Stock market recession strategy.

Learning from economics

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

'See if our technical people can get this up and running.'

"Of course he looks peaceful - he's lived his entire life in a bull market."

"Put me back on hold! That song - 'We're in the money' - put me in a really good mood!"

Mr Seidenwood says we're still bullish'

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

'My guests today on 'Wall Street Week' are all bulls.'

'He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures.'