Bullish Or Bearish Investor Gifts

The day the stock market went UP.

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

The Bullish World

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Learning from economics

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

Why stocks go up forever.

'How to make money in the stock market.'

Stock market recession strategy.

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

"Of course he looks peaceful - he's lived his entire life in a bull market."

Mr Seidenwood says we're still bullish'

'My guests today on 'Wall Street Week' are all bulls.'

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

Death of a broker.