Bearish Investor Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the clever and humorous side of investing? Our collection for bearish investors features clever sayings and fun designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Whether they’re a seasoned trader or just someone who loves the stock market, these unique items are sure to bring a smile and a touch of wit to their day.

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'What do you think - good time to buy?' mockup

'What do you think - good time to buy?'

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'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.' mockup

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

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Stock market investment advice

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What happens when the bears are running the market.

What happens when the bears are running the market. mockup

What happens when the bears are running the market.

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'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'What's this I hear about you going long?' mockup

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

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"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed." mockup

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

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Stock market books.

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'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!' mockup

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

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'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.' mockup

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

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Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

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Markets Drama

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In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them. mockup

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

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New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk. mockup

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

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"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing." mockup

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

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They're rich but not in a glamorous way. They're Certificate of Deposit rich.

They're rich but not in a glamorous way. They're Certificate of Deposit rich. mockup

They're rich but not in a glamorous way. They're Certificate of Deposit rich.

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"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me." mockup

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

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'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.' mockup

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

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'Unfortunately, medical science hasn't come up with a cure for 'stock market jitters.'

'Unfortunately, medical science hasn't come up with a cure for 'stock market jitters.' mockup

'Unfortunately, medical science hasn't come up with a cure for 'stock market jitters.'

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"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing" mockup

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

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'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.' mockup

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

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"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision" mockup

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

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"You're new around here."

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"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee." mockup

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

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'Your first major investment decision?' mockup

'Your first major investment decision?'

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"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

"I have to do something when the stock market is up." mockup

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

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Truth in labeling: If it sounds too good to be true. . . investments, stocks, bonds & mutual funds - formally fly-by nite investments.

Truth in labeling: If it sounds too good to be true. . . investments, stocks, bonds & mutual funds - formally fly-by nite investments. mockup

Truth in labeling: If it sounds too good to be true. . . investments, stocks, bonds & mutual funds - formally fly-by nite investments.

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'Get rich quick schemes - $1,000,000 each.'

'Get rich quick schemes - $1,000,000 each.' mockup

'Get rich quick schemes - $1,000,000 each.'

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'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.' mockup

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

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"September can be a bad month for buying stocks...other bad months for buying stocks can be October, November, December, January, February, March, April, May, June, July and August."

"September can be a bad month for buying stocks...other bad months for buying stocks can be October, November, December, January, February, March, April, May, June, July and August."

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