Optimistic Investor Gifts

"I wish I was less gullible when it comes to money."

Investments Cock-Eyed Optimists.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'Come on. Cheer up. I've been putting the insurance payments into investments.'

'I have a way of making £1000 from an investment of £10. Trouble is where do I get £10?'

'Look at the bright side, Wiggins. You have the perfect portfolio for someone who doesn't like to pay for any taxes.'

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

"Put me back on hold! That song - 'We're in the money' - put me in a really good mood!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Six Thinking Hats

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

To Stock Exchange

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

I have a dream.

Flower growing from a bomb.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Just Because it's Tuesday

Coronovirus dreams

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

The corner that Spring's around

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"C'mon, Dad...did you really think you and your kids would agree on everything? I say 'yes'...you say 'no'...maybe father and son are just a little bit different!"

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'Looks like it's going to be a nice day!'