Market Optimists Gifts

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

To Stock Exchange

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

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Do-over

'At our last meeting we decided to go for broke. Well, mission accomplished.'

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

The Manifestation of Dreams

World News for 2018

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

'Hello, this is the Department of the Treasury - Good morning so far.'

"Put me back on hold! That song - 'We're in the money' - put me in a really good mood!"

'When one trap door closes, another opens.'

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

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