Market Optimists T-Shirts

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

To Stock Exchange

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

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Learning from economics

'At our last meeting we decided to go for broke. Well, mission accomplished.'

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

World News for 2018

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

The Manifestation of Dreams

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

'Hello, this is the Department of the Treasury - Good morning so far.'

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

"Put me back on hold! That song - 'We're in the money' - put me in a really good mood!"

'When one trap door closes, another opens.'

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

Investments Cock-Eyed Optimists.

Cats Always Land on Their Feet, "So I got this great job the day after we were made redundant"