Economic Optimists T-Shirts

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Six Thinking Hats

Protest

"It all looks fine to me."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

To Stock Exchange

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Flower growing from a bomb.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Just Because it's Tuesday

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."