Buffalo Native Humor Gifts

"He's in a better place now-no offense to Buffalo."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

Giraffe Portrait

"Static cling."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Cow writer.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Moo! OOM!

Crow and fox

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'I didn't have time to hunt'