Buffalo Native Humor Gifts

"He's in a better place now-no offense to Buffalo."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Too much concealer?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Static cling."

Giraffe Portrait

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

Cow writer.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Crow and fox

Moo! OOM!

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'I didn't have time to hunt'