Budget Seeker Gifts

The Appalachian.

'Or there's a budget treatment with one of our trainees...'

George wanted the cheapest holiday he could find...

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Overdraft limit.

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

Garage Music

Homeless count.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'He's put in a tender to run down public services.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Percentage Lifetime Income.

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"Mr. Chairman, distinguished guests, Gramm, Rudman, Hollings..."

Security/Savings