Savings Seeker Gifts

Cutting corners can cost money.

'I'm your next door neighbour - can I borrow a cupful of small change?'

"Would you like to save 10 percent today by opening a Palmer Funeral Home account?"

Child tries to get piggy bank out of a tree.

Can I join Tightwads United? If you can pass the test. In a dumpster behind a restaurant, you find a quarter tuna sandwich soiled with coffee grinds and stuck with tape. Gross. Am I in? Denied.

All Snack Foods 1/2 Off. Every time I try to fight temptation, temptation fights dirty! (Published originally on Feb. 6 2015).

GAS CRUNCH

'Do you have any coupons?'

"Some good prices in the bulk section, Dear?"

Too Good to be true - 50c.

Why do I have to walk through here? In case you have any money left.

"Our growing deficit means we can no longer keep you in luxery."

"Ohm can I have a couple of packets of ketchup, please?!"

British savings accounts

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I just..."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Investing your savings

"So much for password protected."

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"It failed the stress test."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"